- ▸someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- ▸me: who knows
- ▸me: (i know)
- ▸me: (i'm not leaving the house)
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
how do u do the date thing
Come with me to a movie and I’ll show you
that was smooth as fuck
My best mate Ryan made the mistake of not locking his room at uni when he returned home for Christmas..
so his housemates have done this
They are such neat wrappers.
even the curtains oh my
Why does this make me so happy like everything is a present!!! I know that is just a pillow but because it’s wrapped I’m excited and I want to open it???
Do you ever want to grab someone in your class
and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper
shut the fuck up
i thought this was going to be about kissing but then it was so much better
In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest.
It is impossible not to share it with you.
that snake is going to snake heaven
I couldn’t help myself.
Neither could I
Friendly reminder that the Winchesters are actually known in the hunter community as the scariest, most lethal motherfuckers on the planet.
#the winchesters are the things baby monsters have nightmares about #”don’t draw too much attention to yourself or the winchesters will find you” #”don’t kill humans all in one place or dean winchester will find you” #”stay sporadic or sam winchester will find your pattern” #”behave yourself or the winchesters will kill you”
I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS BACK
i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”